Dave Lee
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Dave Lee
@davelee1968
Fuck Musk. I’ve moved to Blue Sky. track me down there and win a prize.
- ‘I won’t be swimming myself, I’m part of a pilot scheme to stay uneaten’
- Vilify the working class while tonguing the crevice of monarchy. Same as it ever was.
- There’s more action and mystery in this one minute than the whole of Tenet.Этому шедевру немого кинематографа я ставлю 10 из 10!
00:00 - Coldplay are bland, insipid, middle-class musicians who make bland, simplistic, piss-weak, anodyne music designed to placate bland, easily-pleased sheep in bland, piss-poor, insipid, identikit arenas. They’re a supermarket, a chain store, a family car. They’re fucking muesli.Genuinely don’t get all of the Coldplay hate. Truly one of the great bands over the last 25 years. Incredible live performances. Banger after banger after banger. Difficult to think of other artists who deliver this level of consistency. And never seen Glastonbury look like this.
- I don’t give a shit how much Martin Lewis is worth or if Jack Monroe’s accounts don’t add up or how much Mick Lynch earns. They’re not the enemy. They’re stood up, using their real names, taking flak daily and still shouting about injustice. Attack the real enemy.
- In honour of Cribbins, they should reserve the BBC2 channel tonight and show this televisual feast.
- I wish the Tories the best of luck getting my kids to join the army. I can’t even get the fuckers to water the plants.
- One of the most gloriously stupid pieces of art ever created by humankind.
- Well, 9 years after I posted it, this tweet has just got me banned from Twitter. I had to delete it or lose my account I can only imagine some humourless fuckstain decided to report it. Ah, well. It had a good run.
- You’re going to need a bigot boat.Had the morning off yesterday. This was the result!
- Woman on the radio asked why she thought Boris Johnson would be a good PM and she said ‘because he’s fun’. Fun! Fucking fun. We’re fucked. That lying fucking twat is going to be prime minister because fucking idiots think he’s fucking fun.
