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Dave Schilling
@dave_schilling
Writer/Director of Can’t Float (coming soon), writer of Horror’s New Wave (9/29 from Simon Element), contributing writer for LA Times Image Magazine
Los Angeles, CA
Born July 26
Joined September 2009
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    Dave Schilling
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    Feb 16
    Can’t Float, my first short film, is coming. Here’s a lil trailer.
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    Picture Motion
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    Feb 16
    We’re proud to lead the impact campaign advancing festival inclusion for 'Can’t Float', a warm, short comedy inspired by a true story, following a 30-something year old Black man who confronts his lifelong fear of swimming. 🏊🏿‍♂️Directed by @dave_schilling.
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    Dave Schilling
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    Nov 28, 2021
    You either want to have sex with a ghost or you don’t. This is the dividing line in American society today.
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    Dave Schilling
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    Aug 6, 2024
    If they can get Walz on College GameDay, it’s over.
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    Dave Schilling
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    Mar 28, 2022
    I’m excited to find out how Will Smith slapping Chris Rock explains something it has nothing to do with from 50 young freelance writers working below the poverty line who had to stay up all night crafting a take they don’t actually believe.
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    Dave Schilling
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    Aug 12, 2022
    Damn the nuclear code is 69-420
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    Dave Schilling
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    Sep 29, 2023
    Her chief of staff confirms she will not be resigning at this time and is excited to return to the Senate floor to serve the American people.
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    ABC7 News
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    Sep 29, 2023
    BREAKING: Senator Dianne Feinstein, an "icon for women in politics," has died at 90 years old, ABC7 Insider Phil Matier has confirmed. Here's a look back at her life and legacy: abc7ne.ws/3F05EMB
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    Dave Schilling
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    Aug 8, 2022
    Ezra Miller is doing the Sufjan Stevens 50 states project, but for crimes.
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    Dave Schilling
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    Nov 9, 2023
    One time, I saw Paul Giamatti in the In-N-Out drive thru looking as excited as you’d imagine:
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    Dave Schilling
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    Dec 5, 2021
    There’s only one greatest tweet of all time and this is it:
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    Dave Schilling
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    Dec 10, 2021
    A revival of Six Feet Under is an affront to the very premise of the show, which is that things end and we have to be ok with that.
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    Dave Schilling
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    May 2, 2021
    “Did someone say CRYPTocurrency?”
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    Dave Schilling
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    Sep 24, 2024
    Megalopolis is one of the strangest movies I have ever seen. It’s also deeply sincere and kind of sweet. It’s like your kindly grandpa telling you a meandering story that is occasionally boring, but ends with him telling you he loves you.
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    Dave Schilling
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    Jul 29, 2021
    Yet more proof that British comedy is better:
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    Dave Schilling
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    Apr 20, 2021
    Just think, now this seems LESS embarrassing.