"You fit borrow me bike?" at the Olympics. Hot tears
Special thanks 🙌 to the German track team for providing @Ese_Ukpeseraye with a track bike after she received a late call up for the Keirin and Sprint events at #Paris2024
Dara
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Dara
@dara_tobi
Joined June 2011
- I no longer wait till Twitter content loads before I move along. Picture, video, or Tweet... if four seconds have passed and it hasn't loaded, I take it as a sign that it's not my destiny to see it.
- I don't know any remote worker that works 9 to 5 and calls it a dayYour remote job is NOT a side gig. It’s a FULL TIME job where you are needed to be available from 9-5. Treat it as such.
- The formerly rich tastes of processed foods. Blue Band, Indomie, Gala, etc, no longer have the same wholesome tastes I knew them for as a child
- If you go outside and throw a stone, it'll hit either a medic who's transitioned to tech, or a person talking about crypto.
- I went through Akin's "course" that's supposed to teach HTML, CSS and JavaScript to beginners. It is bad. It's likely the worst possible resource that can be given to a code newbie. I hope nobody is depending on his platform to learn.
- I'd like @chowdeck to add a stats page where I can see how much I've spent on plantain this year. And also see where I rank nationally. Is it too much to ask?
- Lol. This version of Tech Twitter is amusing because if you follow tweets like this, you'll be misled into thinking "we're all clueless together". Their educated level of "no idea what I'm doing" is not the same as your olodo level.I started learning JavaScript 3 years ago. Today, I still have no idea what I'm doing!!!
- I've realised why Akin's courses look terrible now, and I also realised he's committing a crime: his platform's content was stolen from the website of educative dot io (educative.io/courses/learn-…). Some of it was stolen haphazardly, and that's why it's so jarring. Side by side.
- You guyyssss, this whole thing is a dream, and I'm very grateful for all the support and kind words pouring in from far and wide; thanks so very much, everyone. As you can imagine, my mentions look like a parade 💀 A wise man said "it can only get better", greater heights!! 🚀🚀
- Peooople! Guess who got featured by Twitter Dev! 🎉 Please click through, sign up, and reach out with whatever requests and suggestions you have. Also, thanks so much @iamdaniele and @lyongreg for all of your help while building this; you're the absolute best. More to come!💥Replying to @XDevelopers📄 Finally, @dara_tobi, the developer behind @QuotedReplies, built an app that automatically hides replies that are more likely to exhibit abusive behavior. Learn more 📖 developer.twitter.com/en/docs/labs/h…
- ...I think they call it endorphins.
- Then we're expecting your resignation."If the president says I've lost the capacity to guarantee the security of lives and property, it's certainly an impeachable offence." - PYO
