husband just ordered a “tall blonde” (beer) at Outback, and the waiter said “you’ve already got one!” sir, your tip is getting doubled
dannica
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dannica
@dannarebb
“occasionally funny” -best friend “a total chaos destruction machine” -my ex “very beautiful!” -my mother // bookseller, rheum arthritis, joy advocate
Ferndale, MI
Joined February 2019
- prion diseases like CWD genuinely terrify me. always fatal. horrific symptoms. bad
- please test your drugs everybody, and carry Narcan ❤️
- just found Josie’s birthday on her vet records… 1/6/2021. this girl is an INSURRECTION BABY
- making a “joke” to a ten year old that she clearly didn’t like and then getting upset so being “petty,” what on earthYesterday I made a joke with the neighbor's daughter (like age 10?) that her cat was "my" cat since he's always hanging on my porch. (Backstory: We even made a box for him when it was winter time (remember that)? He chased away the birds so even our new bird feeders are
- what the fuck is this Miami Vice shit about?? am I reading this right? a girl asked her boyfriend to show her his favorite movie, he showed her Miami Vice, they had a nice time and… people are mad at him?? is that it or is there something that I’m missing
- so, not to bring up The Girl, but doesn’t everybody… you know… spit “on it” while giving a… you know… right??
- a friend used to leave me to run the merch table while he played, but never left me a price sheet. turned into a game of “I don’t know, what do you think it’s worth?” when people would ask for prices but mainly worked out well
- Replying to @dannarebbof course, there are other illnesses that I am afraid of, but nothing beats the sheer terror of a prion disease for me! i think that’s one of those cases where, if I was diagnosed, i would “take things into my own hands” while in the beginning stages
- incredible estate sale score. $25 each. 🥲 these are going to be amazing for hanging out in the lot
- my ex started following the “they’re manufacturing hurricanes” belief in like, 2015? 2016? also obsessively tracked where the moon was every night because he thought “it was in the wrong place in the sky.” this shit stresses me out so much
- Replying to @dannarebbpeople pointing out that CWD wouldn’t cause walking upright — yes, I’m aware! CWD does cause behavioral changes and repetitive motion, though. this is a silly little creepypasta that almost certainly takes some inspiration from prion disease (as well as some myths/legends!)
