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Official Trailer for my special, FOR THE BOYS, which drops in ONE WEEK (Thurs 5/30)!
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Dan Licata
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Dan Licata
@danlicatasucks
Joined January 2011
- me: *pulls out my weiner to piss* my brain: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it me: *attempts to suck my own dick while peeing, gettin piss all over my face & i am coughing/choking on my urine*
- finally got my PS5!!! (Penis Sucked 5 times)
- Crazy how i pitched this exact idea literally every week that I worked there 🤷♂️“Prayer for Ukraine” performed by Ukrainian Chorus Dumka of New York
00:00 - Highlight of my week was hearing Elon read my sketch at da table read
- little kids should be able to drink beer during this time
- Hilmir Snær Guðnason, Björn Hlynur Haraldsson AND Ingvar Sigurðsson??? 🔥🔥🔥Replying to @Variety“Lamb,” starring Noomi Rapace, Hilmir Snær Guðnason, Björn Hlynur Haraldsson and Ingvar Sigurðsson, premieres in theaters on Oct. 8. bit.ly/3eYfeTl
- i do not think Jimmy fallon should be able to vote
- yes Peter griffin is stupid but that is what makes da program entertaining
