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Dan Kois
@dankois
Vintage Contemporaries, How to Be a Family, The World Only Spins Forward, Facing Future. Fall 2024: Hampton Heights
on the porch
Joined March 2009
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    “I remember my own childhood vividly. I knew terrible things, but I knew I mustn’t let adults 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 I knew. It would scare them.” –Maurice Sendak
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    Delighted to announce that my plane was showing THE LAST DUEL but the closed-captioning was from KNIVES OUT
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    starting a thread of horrible things people are doing to koroks
    my roommate crucified a korok
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    I wrote about something that has been driving me crazy this week
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the Korok Rotisserie machine. #ZeldaTearsOfKingdom
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    Incredible fortune for the Raptors, to win a championship and also not have to get invited to the white house
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    Hope you don’t mind being used as a front bumper lil Korok HAHAHAHA
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    Replying to @dankois
    most of Ben Affleck's lines seemed fine
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    If you ever read something and love it and wonder, "should I email the person who wrote it and tell them?" the answer is always yes
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    Replying to @dankois
    folks finally treating koroks like minions
    Korok Space Program day 2: After adopting a more typical rocket shaped structure I had high hopes for this brave korok, however the extra weight had some unexpected effects of todays launch.
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    congrats 2 all DADS: you're nailing it