reminder: he’s a scientologist
daniel tosh
144 posts
- abortions for everyone!!!! pack the courts!!!! ban hats with words!!!!
- i guess this means that miami is now the super bowl favorites… and buffalo can go back to being a city god meant to put in ohio.
- as a floridian my only childhood dream was to get the fuck out.
- as a floridian it’s hard to understand why they don’t want to close the state for good. it’s just empty strip malls with sad chain restaurants where sweaty people order blackened mahi-mahi sandwiches.
- only scott frost can be 0-2 in week 1.
- it’s like watching every deal saban made with the devil expire.
- josh allen makes bad decisions. bills mafia makes excuses. dolphins keep winning!!!
- it was too hot to play in florida. it’s too cold to play in buffalo. just let the nfl know where you think you can win a game #bills and i’m sure they will accommodate. #dolphins #floridatrashtour
- no one will ever manage the game as efficiently. #riptom
- the super sad #tosh premiere we shot back in march before the world went to shit airs tomorrow. you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll see pictures of your dead dogs. enjoy what many are calling tv’s most emotional moment ever. #seasonofmourning #castroisdead
- dvr’ing the dolphins game today. no spoilzies please. waiting until after the super bowl so i can binge watch their entire magical run.
