being a new parent is so funny. the other night the baby woke up and his hands were cold so I googled “baby’s hands cold at night” and all the results were like “yeah sometimes babies’ hands get a little cold at night” I don’t know what I expected
Daniel M. Lavery
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Daniel M. Lavery
@daniel_m_lavery
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Joined August 2017
- boy if you had asked me earlier today how many watches buzz aldrin usually wears i would have been confidently mistaken#Apollo11 launch day, 54th anniversary. 🇺🇸🚀🌛 Steak and eggs today celebrating in style at home with my Anca.
- i’m not complaining bc it looks good anyway but never in my life did i expect a sandwich sliced this way
- Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book: and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye
- why would my phone say this about my BABY lmaooo
- the stranglehold Dippin’ Dots has on the small local zoo ecosystem is remarkable
- calling someone who is already mad at you "big dog" will almost never improve the situation. but i will not stop doing it
- things I would say ALL THE TIME were I a Mysterious Widow: -how terribly kind of you -richard LOVED the water -i can't, i'm wearing gloves
- I would never let a philosopher bother me. “let us imagine a trolley”. no i don’t have to do that
- I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption
- when a tv show has an entire episode dedicated to two characters realizing they never spend time together one-on-one, and then proceed to spend time together, that's something I enjoy
