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dangly sack
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dangly sack
@dangly_sack
Hater / Boston and Friars fan / 1x recipient of the Divine Providence podcast Tweet of the Week award
Joined August 2014
- Me, 24 years old, watching the Rizzler at my desk at work
- Dad on his way to cut the turkey after sitting on the couch all day
- If I ever die and my landlord says I get no play, he’s lying!!!!Luigi Mangione’s back pain was so intense that he couldn’t be ‘physically intimate’ with anyone, former landlord says trib.al/U2hKd7S
- Went home to clear some things out of my childhood bedroom and found some ancient relics
- If they bring back mint pods they might have to deploy the national guard to stop white boy summerRemember when Juul vapes were taken off shelves two years ago? The Food and Drug Administration rescinded its marketing ban on Juul Labs on Thursday, opening the door for the e-cigarettes to come back to stores. yhoo.it/3x7bI5y
- Me when Big Justice starts to take shots at the Rizzler
- I cannot stress how bad of an idea this was. I’ve had one drink and it sounds like there’s a marching band in my stomachFull rack of ribs before the bar might be the new go to pregame meal
- Been working a new bar idea, here it is: -Touch tunes -Cash only, only 3 drinks on the menu(keeps everything moving) -$4 guinness -$2 coors draft -$5 vrbs -$3 corn dog(quick snack,mobile if needed) -big buck + pool -cigs inside -Nightly 50/50 raffle (2 for $5,5 for 10)
- I have stumbled across a lucrative, once in lifetime opportunity and I desperately need 125k
- “NFL exclusively on Youtube” “Mr Beast teaming up with NFL” “NFL getting rid of the chain gang” “7 hours of Redzone football starts now”
- Placing US currency on Eddie Lampkin next team odds should trigger an automatic call to the gambling hotlineEddie Lampkin Jr. Next Team Odds Georgetown +500 Texas A&M +700 Arkansas +800 South Carolina +900 Memphis +1050 More 🧵
