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Dana Beers
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Dana Beers
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- “Brock Purdy is being a huge pussy” -me, 7 beers deep eating bagel bites on my couch
- You know those idiots on planes who get in the aisle as soon as u land and try to get off the plane first even if they’re seated behind you? I just told one of them to wait their turn. They were stunned. They even apologized. Pretty sure somebody thanked me. That was exhilarating
- It’s rare you see 100% of social media agree on something but it seems we’re all on the same page that the refs absolutely blow the Chiefs and it’s a disgrace to our nations beloved sport
- Well yeah they’re in the fucking NBA dudeYour average NBA player will destroy anyone at an open gym.
- I spent 267 dollars on an outfit to go out in Dallas and I talked to zero girls
- I am never drinking again until I drink again on Friday
- I have a big family group chat and my grandpa doesn’t understand how to use the like or love buttons. Instead he types it out himself. A legend
- Got seated next to a very attractive girl on my flight and she just asked me if I play basketball since I’m tall. Uhhhh 25 points and 15 rebounds against Norwell in 2011 ever fuckin heard about it?
- Might fuck around and find the closest Olive Garden and take down a couple thousand breadsticks tonight
- Did anyone else used to play the NASCAR PlayStation game and turn the car around on like the third lap and cause a 40 car pileup and then quit? That shit was electric
