Pinned
Guys, my uptown dog is running around the block as he tends to do and has stopped at the golf club. If you see him, please just tell him to go home. Do not feed him, I assure you he is well fed. Run him home please and thanks!
Demigod
51.6K posts
Demigod
@dammitdemi
Pure enough.
- Replying to @dammitdemiGuys, when I tell you I was not prepared for what I saw…
00:00 - Replying to @dammitdemi“When your parents come to pick you up from the party but you’re not ready to leave yet.”
00:00 - Therapy should be covered by insurance. I will die on this hill.
- Replying to @dammitdemiWHEN I TELL YOU I BUCK UP ON A PROPER ENDS AND DI DAWG DEM A HOL A REASON!
00:00 - Replying to @dammitdemiYou know this man nearly ran right back outside and almost gave me a heartaclapse?
00:00 - Replying to @dammitdemi“When you tell your friends that if THEY ask your parents to stay, then they may let you stay a little longer.”
00:00 - IS ANYONE ACTUALLY KILLING MOSQUITOES? I CANNOT CARRY THIS ENTIRE COUNTRY ON MY BACK YOU KNOW!
- Replying to @dammitdemi“Thank you mommy!” - Han Solo lol jk, he does not rate me at all at all.
- Replying to @dammitdemiUnfortunately, I am a softy and figured I’d let him ramp a little bit more but while on the leash…
00:00 - Replying to @dammitdemiHe relinquished, tail between legs (as seen in videos prior) and came to put on his leash…
00:00 - Replying to @dammitdemiAnd now some words from the mischief minister himself…
00:00 - Replying to @dammitdemiAs I’m walking over there and talking to the vet on the phone, I get a notification… “Han Solo has been found!” Praise Jesus, Allah, Buddha, et al! 😩
