PinnedDemigod@dammitdemiApr 23, 2024Guys, my uptown dog is running around the block as he tends to do and has stopped at the golf club. If you see him, please just tell him to go home. Do not feed him, I assure you he is well fed. Run him home please and thanks!2332332.8K2.8K42K42K6.5M6.5M
Demigod@dammitdemiApr 23, 2024Replying to @dammitdemiGuys, when I tell you I was not prepared for what I saw…00:0041413693698.5K8.5K966K966K
Demigod@dammitdemiApr 23, 2024Replying to @dammitdemi“When your parents come to pick you up from the party but you’re not ready to leave yet.”00:00772682684.9K4.9K536K536K
Demigod@dammitdemiAug 14, 2020Therapy should be covered by insurance. I will die on this hill.12127597592.7K2.7K
Demigod@dammitdemiApr 23, 2024Replying to @dammitdemiWHEN I TELL YOU I BUCK UP ON A PROPER ENDS AND DI DAWG DEM A HOL A REASON!00:0014141001002.8K2.8K403K403K
Demigod@dammitdemiApr 23, 2024Replying to @dammitdemiYou know this man nearly ran right back outside and almost gave me a heartaclapse?00:00282876762.7K2.7K267K267K
Demigod@dammitdemiApr 23, 2024Replying to @dammitdemi“When you tell your friends that if THEY ask your parents to stay, then they may let you stay a little longer.”00:009971712.2K2.2K239K239K
Demigod@dammitdemiJul 18, 2024Have I mentioned how dramatic my dog is?00:0034341291291.9K1.9K146K146K
Demigod@dammitdemiApr 30, 2020IS ANYONE ACTUALLY KILLING MOSQUITOES? I CANNOT CARRY THIS ENTIRE COUNTRY ON MY BACK YOU KNOW!12123733731.8K1.8K
Demigod@dammitdemiApr 23, 2024Replying to @dammitdemi“Thank you mommy!” - Han Solo lol jk, he does not rate me at all at all.4420201.5K1.5K216K216K
Demigod@dammitdemiApr 23, 2024Replying to @dammitdemiUnfortunately, I am a softy and figured I’d let him ramp a little bit more but while on the leash…00:005523231.5K1.5K278K278K
Demigod@dammitdemiApr 23, 2024Replying to @dammitdemiHe relinquished, tail between legs (as seen in videos prior) and came to put on his leash…00:003320201.4K1.4K289K289K
Demigod@dammitdemiApr 23, 2024Replying to @dammitdemiAnd now some words from the mischief minister himself…00:005519191.2K1.2K224K224K
Demigod@dammitdemiApr 23, 2024Replying to @dammitdemiAs I’m walking over there and talking to the vet on the phone, I get a notification… “Han Solo has been found!” Praise Jesus, Allah, Buddha, et al! 😩1120201.2K1.2K306K306K