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doogs
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BBC referred to me as an “investor.” Dayton Flyer. Formerly: Barstool Sports. 2X Top 100 Lacrosse podcasts. Opinions are my own.
- A lot of college situationships will be ending tonight
- I’ve no joke watched this video 500 times since Sunday…one of the great ones
00:00 - Like him, hate him. He’s the funniest person of all time.PRESIDENT TRUMP: “I had an MRI. The doctor said it was the best result he has ever seen as a doctor. That’s it.”
00:00 - “Did you see how fast I dodged that bullet? They say it was the fastest anyone had ever dodged a bullet, Sleepy joe wouldn’t dodge that bullet, sleepy joe would’ve been put to sleep!”
- self glazing in an rip post is crazzzyyIt was an honor meeting Pope Francis last summer. I’m glad I made you laugh. Thank you for your encouraging words. Rest in peace.
- Fantasy Football is essentially an annual payment to be in a group chat with my friends
- Every white dad seeing Cooper DeJean’s Pick-6
- I’m a couple inches away from having a big dickREPORT: The Lakers' locker room believes they are just "a couple players away" from being a legitimate championship team. (via @mcten, espn.com/nba/story/_/id…)
- “Houston -4.5”
Shohei Ohtani will not be taking questions from the media today, per @Alden_Gonzalez He will read a statement at 2:45 pm PT.
