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mitch 🇵🇸
@czarmitch
talk show host and cult leader // he/she pronouns
Chicago, IL
Joined May 2011
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    this gofundme has a long way to go. ayman has been reaching out to me for help. can we all donate and share?
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    here’s a very dark secret. i can’t always tell anthony bourdain and jeffrey epstein apart. so tweets like this can be jarring
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    i was worried about having blue hair and pronouns at the rural wisconsin gas station, but the cashier had green hair and was named Newt
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    me when i ask 2 friends for advice
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    me: *experiencing trauma in my polyamorous relationship* her: you know, there’s a reason people don’t do polyamory in the real world
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    this is that dog i got in me:
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    studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you’re saying, and they feel it in their little heart
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    this poor man...i would be so pissed if i was dating someone who was going around calling me an AFAB..?? A VULVA OWNER?????.!!!!.ON TIKTOK.....!!!! we need to rescue my brother
    Toilet paper bioessentialism
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    my cat pepsie’s new thing is SCREAMING and RIPPING the posters off my walls until i sit in the bathroom with her and rub her face with a q-tip. we call this Girl Time
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    i like this song but it’s mind blowing how she is not even remotely serving
    this pre-pandemic anthem
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    ÆRCHIVĖ ☆
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    babe get out the asexual butt plug
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    There are two wolves inside you: one wants long hair because you're gay, and the other wants short hair because you're gay