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Uncle Celestine
@cyberomin
Independent Man. Uncle to 23 tiny humans.
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Joined July 2009
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    Uncle Celestine
    @cyberomin
    May 19, 2024
    The reason I get my kids to church on Sundays without seeking their consent is the exact reason why I send them to school without their consent. It’s also the exact reason I give them their drugs when they are ill(no matter how bitter the drug is) without their consent.
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    Uncle Celestine
    @cyberomin
    Nov 26, 2020
    Godspeed, Mary. Wishing you all the best in your future endeavors.
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    Uncle Celestine
    @cyberomin
    Jun 4, 2021
    That Accra office wasn’t a mistake after all.
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    Uncle Celestine
    @cyberomin
    Oct 9, 2020
    Dear @jack, you spent a few days with a group of amazing young people in Nigeria last year. What you didn’t know is that those same people are being killed by SARS. You have a powerful platform and reach. We need you and @twitter to lend your voices today. #EndSARS
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    Uncle Celestine
    @cyberomin
    Aug 11, 2024
    Dear Nigerian architects, why don’t we build houses with windows like this? I saw a property the other day and the window dimension was probably 1ft x 4.5ft; long and slender. We live in a hot region, shouldn’t we design with climate in mind?
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    Uncle Celestine
    @cyberomin
    Aug 6, 2022
    Ladies and gentlemen, Donald Duke.
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    Uncle Celestine
    @cyberomin
    Oct 13, 2020
    Today is #AppleEvent and they are likely announcing a new iPhone. The same iPhone that gets young people killed in Nigeria. As you tweet about #SARSMUSTEND, add the Apple event hashtag. The world needs to hear our voice. #SARSMUSTEND
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    Uncle Celestine
    @cyberomin
    Feb 26, 2017
    I was just asked to balance a Binary Search Tree by JFK's airport immigration. Welcome to America.
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    Uncle Celestine
    @cyberomin
    Jun 14, 2025
    Now, let me tell you a quick story. One morning, the Holy Spirit pulled me aside and gave me a serious heart check. See, I used to get really worked up over little things in my relationship. I’d major on the minors. One of those “minors” Nene (a.k.a. Management), and her habit
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    Uncle Celestine
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    Oct 6, 2024
    If you’re an African kid, please get that degree. I can’t stress this enough. Also noteworthy that the OP is ex-Stanford.
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    Uncle Celestine
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    May 16, 2021
    Development, Staging and Production.
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    Uncle Celestine
    @cyberomin
    Mar 13, 2024
    You earn N800K in Calabar, you're most likely going to be playing badminton with the state governor.
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    Uncle Celestine
    @cyberomin
    Aug 1, 2024
    The Starlink ridgeline mount retails for N486,000, I asked Baba Jimoh to fabricate one for me and the cost was N10K. A win is a win.
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    Uncle Celestine
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    Nov 10, 2025
    Classmate had a car, there was an empty seat and I asked if they could drop me at the school main gate, I will find my way home. They all looked at me, burst into laugh and threw a squeezed N100 note at me. All in all, we give God glory.
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    Opeyemi Babalola
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    Nov 9, 2025
    I once worked with a wealthy man. One day I was to get something done at the bank "FOR THE COMPANY", there are no cars available and he is heading to town too. The only option is for me to join him. Reluctantly, he said I should go into the car but I can not put on my shoe
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