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Replying to @JUNlPER
one day in high school one of my teachers sat us down and explained that his wife left him, said 'do you know what it's like to have your wife tell you she doesn't love you any more' and we were like 'no sir we are 15'
Genie Offerman (not the famous one)
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Genie Offerman (not the famous one)
@currentlynotgho
Senior Editor of The New York Times
Joined January 2019
- Replying to @jzuxI'm sorry I did not take the trash out but I am still angry with you about the plums
- bro if you don't understand the difference between walmart and your own house i assume i can stop by and shit in your bathroom anytime, play with whatever you leave out as floor models, hook up my rv in your driveway, that you'll smile and call me sir while i do it, etc
- Replying to @RichardGrenellwell now i want a real gingerbread man with a gingerbread dick, a gingerbread lifted pickup truck, a gingerbread anger problem, a gingerbread propensity for heart disease, a gingerbread prostate, a gingerbread dip habit, a gingerbread shotgun, a gingerbread lack of emotional awar
- Replying to @voodoochopstiks and @DigitalisHomodriving to a store then shopping virtually while you sit in a car outside of it is the funniest thing i can think of right now, thanks
- Replying to @gracejarvisohnoI applied for a job at one once and the clerk told me sometimes he would lock the door and give handies for pay or fun
- Replying to @brigidkeely'Media corps owning gods as IP' is getting a chapter in my cyberpunk novel, thank you
- Replying to @mickbeliaevI'm an atheist, I do not respect religion and believe it's poison, but you people need jesus
- Replying to @Micah_McGurkYou can present engagement statistics that bots are responsible for as if they're from humans to sell ads
- also thumb holes in the sleeves
