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Cullen
@cullend
Victorian Wabi-Sabi
Cleveland
Joined April 2008
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    TIL in Finland they use to have about 4,000 reindeer/ car accidents a year so they paint their antlers with reflective paint and this is vaguely terrifying
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    While the majority of the tweet is true, it is important to know that the second image is in fact an artistic piece made by Vasjen Katro, who can be found on Instagram. The original piece, posted by its creator: instagram.com/p/B8Ovu3lnvJC/…
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    Lmao. Friend at Facebook confirmed they ended up bringing in a guy with an angle grinder to get access to the server cage
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    Third grade studying for a grammar test I asked my dad what "obligation" meant and he said "You are." So I wrote the definition of it as "someone you love". My teacher asked me about the answer and I told her my dad said I w as an obligation. She hugged me an gave me an A+
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    Replying to @lcamtuf
    Bro almost Final Destinationed someone thinking he had a real truck
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    Replying to @NRCC and @zach_bannon
    You truly, truly resent and hate the American people. You’re telling me they wrote “LEAKED Memo” their own secret memo? What a pathetic cope. Republicans are implementing the REAL project 2025 and you have this shit Buncha 110 IQ’s thinking you’re 140’s
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    This guy really was a legend. Got a job at Apple solely to add the ability to delete boarding passes from the iOS wallet app
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    Replying to @rachelbelllll and @darth
    IT IS!! Source: childhood me. Also don’t ask me why I didn’t go to college
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    Replying to @bradsilverberg
    The funniest part was my first time having a meeting there I pointed out to my host (a VP) that none of the doors have keyholes so what happens if that system goes down. He laughed it off saying “oh I’m sure we pay someone to think of that” … apparently not
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    Replying to @sirmownt73 and @ThiccStauskas
    So what’s the difference between a kid spotting condoms and these things? Wouldn’t the explanation be exactly the same
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    Amazon converted a literal jail to an office. The conference rooms and private areas are literally jail cells. They literally work in prison cells
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    Replying to @DalanieHarris
    Short form content is rotting everyone’s brains and giving them an attention span of a squirrel that a crack head shoved in its pocket and the squirrel got in to its crack So basically content is designed for the target audience of a crackhead squirrel
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    Replying to @tomwambsgans
    I mean he’s just really good at finding really impactful niche roles that are like perfect for him and let him shine and idk he has a good manager man
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    Replying to @cullend
    Okay well I don’t have a sound cloud, but please talk to your friends and family about getting vaccinated. I beg you to not talk down to them if they don’t want it. Ask them why they don’t want it, and help them find people they respect that provide level reasons for getting it.
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    You use to be able to download songs illegally and then put them on a CD you could make from your PC. This was before cars had an AUX and iPods were too expensive for most people to afford and a phone required special headphones to plug-in to listen to the 20 songs it could hold