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(swishing cum around in my mouth) Low sperm count. Subtle notes of Sildenafil and minimal iron concentration. Persistent undertones of estradiol, likely breastfed until age 12. Must be...a 19.2 BMI white.
dr. cucumber
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- Do NOT do thiswhat if i told you that getting a matching tattoo with that boy off of twitter within 24 hours of meeting is actually the best decision you would ever make in your entire life
- Old man neighbor just walked in on me in the laundry room with fishing line taped to a quarter trying to trick the laundry machine into washing my clothes for free
- in the lab, straight up curing it. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Alzheimer's Disease.
One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?- Relic of a past life. Without her there would be none of this. You have no idea the intricacies of having been me.
Crazy day to be a former Dan and Phil stan account turned United States Representative with a PhD - telling my one night stand to pick a special prize before leaving
- Crazy day to be a former Dan and Phil stan account turned United States Representative with a PhD
- Replying to @cucumberPhDsorry he's going to see this no hard feelings it's a cute tattoo
- How about 100 gorillas versus 1 my ex boyfriend
- Bouncing on it in a way that makes him ejaculate irresponsibly
