Hayley 🦌✨
27.1K posts
2026 is the year of Alastor // RadioStatic high priestess // yes I’m a scorpio // 18+
Joined March 2016
- Replying to @Twitchgood123Alright I took a look at the comments and I’m gunna try to throw in some that haven’t been used yet: Mouthbreather Dingleberry Floorpisser Sockfucker Skidmark Nematode Baldie Captain ED Leg Humper Penny Prince Fungal Foot Mudbutt Chinless Rope Weight
- Why have I never seen these before??? This is gorgeous #GoodOmens
- Everything about them is so performative and disingenuous. Idk how people can eat this kinda content up. Honestly worse than watching an unskippable ad for me.
- I don’t know what they did but they did itOH MY GOD NOT BARBIE AND KEN IN JAIL SJKSKSJJSKS
- Replying to @fujodemonYou force it back down the straw to make milk bubbles
- Replying to @Zarinah @beyoncegarden and @tbroadway443We’re supposed to smile and be grateful they chose not to take it further apparently
- Replying to @Dom_WC06 @DrewyMcDrewface and @wrotatorPaying for Twitter and you only have 169. You should sit this one out chief.















