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Hayley 🦌✨
@crystal_pystol
2026 is the year of Alastor // RadioStatic high priestess // yes I’m a scorpio // 18+
Joined March 2016
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    This tik tok really speaks to me
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    Replying to @Twitchgood123
    Alright I took a look at the comments and I’m gunna try to throw in some that haven’t been used yet: Mouthbreather Dingleberry Floorpisser Sockfucker Skidmark Nematode Baldie Captain ED Leg Humper Penny Prince Fungal Foot Mudbutt Chinless Rope Weight
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    Why have I never seen these before??? This is gorgeous #GoodOmens
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    Everything about them is so performative and disingenuous. Idk how people can eat this kinda content up. Honestly worse than watching an unskippable ad for me.
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    I don’t know what they did but they did it
    OH MY GOD NOT BARBIE AND KEN IN JAIL SJKSKSJJSKS
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    Replying to @fujodemon
    You force it back down the straw to make milk bubbles
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    Replying to @michaelsheen
    I just made such a terrifying thing please forgive me
    GIF
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    Replying to @Zarinah @beyoncegarden and @tbroadway443
    We’re supposed to smile and be grateful they chose not to take it further apparently
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    Replying to @Dom_WC06 @DrewyMcDrewface and @wrotator
    Paying for Twitter and you only have 169. You should sit this one out chief.
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    I really played god with this one #sheenedits
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    This is the perfect time to remind everyone that I still have #GoodOmens merch to sell