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Iโve decided that when someone says something monumentally stupid or attempts to be sarcastic or otherwise provides a bad faith response to my tweets that Iโm just gonna agree with them. Canโt be bothered to argue with numb nuts anymore
James ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฎ
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James ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฎ
@crumplelush
Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined April 2011
- a friend did this and they said โyeah but you came to this country legallyโ and she replied โhow do you knowโ and they didnโt have a response
- Replying to @andersmance @luciferlesbian and @heydianaheyythat is 1000% intentional. tassaertโs men did not look like that. all the figures in this painting are women
- Not to be dramatic but I would die for this dogThis is Nellie. She couldnโt choose between yellow or pink, so she went with both. 13/10 phenomenal decision
- aaronโs first week of med school he goes in to the finance office to set up some payment scheme and theyโre like โyou already paid in full yesterday, donโt you remember???โ and heโs so confused for ages until katelyn is like
- Replying to @acensusofstarsalso this doesn't exclude giving blowjobs
- Pro-athlete Andrew ranting to Neil about a guy on the team whoโs getting under his skin. Itโs all fun and games until Andrew unthinkingly says that he โhatesโ him - and now Neil is on the phone to Matt cos he thinks Andrew has feelings for someone else
- they say donโt meet your heroes but neil josten met his, called him a cripple and deadweight has been, fucked his best friend, got his abuser murdered, and became his protรฉgรฉe so i donโt know
- i want a fic of renee breaking it to andrew that she told neil he was gay and neil thought that he was banging kevin
- allison: so was it love at first sight when you met andrew? neil: he literally took my breath away, swept me off my feet, and i had this weird feeling in my stomach dan: oh thatโs so romant- kevin: tell them why neil: he smacked me in the stomach with an exy racquet everyone: ๐ฐ
- Us: I canโt wait to see what happens in Good Omens David Tennant: me toonot only did david wear contacts and dark glasses but he also needs regular glasses on top of that so he really was BLIND BLIND
GIF - lots of people want nora to write an andrew pov of baltimore or that edenโs scene but i want an andrew pov of him telling renee to let neil know that heโs gay and single
- #tscspoilers . . . . kevinโs โitโs easier if he remains straightโ really hits different when you know that he saw what happened to jean for letting slip heโs attracted to men
- when do you thinking andrew started running? when riko raised his racquet? when he looked down at neil in fury and disgust? or the second that andrew saw neil open his mouth he was moving because he just knew that neil was going to say something stupid and get himself killed
