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Crows Crows Crows
@crowsx3
The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is OUT NOW on Steam, Switch, PlayStation and Xbox! stanleyparable.com let's hang out: discord.gg/crows
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Joined December 2015
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    Surprise! The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is out now on iOS and is free to play (at least, until the narrator notices you...) apps.apple.com/us/app/the-sta…
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    A few months ago, I saw that I'd been granted admin access to the store page of The Stanley Parable on Steam. So I added Guy Fieri to the main image and, every now and then, increased his opacity. Today they found out and made me change it back
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    Here is some content we had to cut from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe
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    not gonna lie, overwatch 2 porn looking a lot like overwatch 1 porn :/
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    today is the only day you can retweet this
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    remember the stanley parable "go outside" achievement that you get after not playing for 5 years? we just bumped it up to 10 years
    "Super Go Outside" achievement for not playing The Stanley Parable for ten years
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    okay who the FUCK googled this 😠
    Screenshot of Google search for "stanley parable freedom", displaying auto search results, including "stanley parable ultra deluxe free" and "the stanley parable ultra deluxe free download", despite the game being available for the very reasonable price of just $25 dollars
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    You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
    Screenshot of the "Super Go Outside" achievement in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe. Achievement description: "Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years." Unlocked by 3.3% of players
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    anyone know the game name? also who is this guy
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    Stanley in the backrooms? 😳
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    Fair warning Do not play The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe on a Friday the 13th
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    unpopular horror opinion but the backrooms were good because of the concept of being all alone in infinite rooms without escape, nothingness was what people were supposed to fear. adding a loud british voice to that ruined the whole concept