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penny | 30+ | 🔞 | dyke | icon by @sword_jam
- when a woman in sci fi is wearing a jumpsuit and you're like. yes. and then she takes off the top part and ties it around her hips to show her arms and her tank top/sports bra/etc and you're like YESSSS
- I love this SO much specifically bc Kevin F*ige is constantly ten seconds from throwing himself on his knees and begging Keanu to be in the mcu and Keanu's like "nope" but the Spongebob movie? Hell yeah dude
- "man," i say to myself, "i wonder if any fictional characters who have decades of queer coding are gonna be allowed to come out this pride month." and then i turn around and there he is. spongebob
- i feel like this being the only coronation in recent memory is gonna mean we continuously reveal layers and layers of Unbelievably British Bullshit that no one has had to talk about in decades. like what the fuck is this🧵NEW: The Stone of Destiny will be moved to London for King Charles's coronation. No date has been set yet, but it is expected to take place next year. It was the subject of one of Scotland's most infamous heists on Christmas Day 1950... thenational.scot/news/21273299.…
- Dracula: written in the hopes that Stoker's gay crush Henry Irving would notice him Moby Dick: written in the hopes that Melville's gay crush Nathaniel Hawthorne would notice him Frankenstein: written in a desperate attempt to not hang out with Lord Byron
- being over 30 and in and out of fandom space since adolescence it's really something to have seen the average reaction to hot men go from "omg my ovaries" to "omg his ovaries"
- --> introduce clown girl to go w clown guy --> clown girl very popular --> clown girl's success includes her leaving and growing beyond clown guy bc clown guy sucks --> --> --> introduce another clown girlJoker's New Girlfriend PUNCHLINE Revealed By DC Comics - buff.ly/2vRGT4L
- Extremely funny for mxtx to show up after years of complete silence after she'd had an explosion of international success to be like "what's up. yeah I made my longest book 100k longer. ok bye"
- disappointed but not surprised that in our insane algorithm world people are treating the AO3 top ship lists as some kind of competition for attention instead of interesting data reflecting on fandom trends lol
- both tgcf and mdzs are stories with protagonists with compromised agency, bound by social obligations and/or manipulated by forces they cannot control. scum villain is the story of a guy who makes a lot of decisions while yelling I'M NOT THE ONE DECIDING TO DO THIS
- Replying to @crowkidsthe two motivations for writing a novel are "to impress a man" and "deeply unimpressed with a man"
- how mad do you think hua cheng is that he missed the era of xie lian's life where he was going around breaking boulders with his pecs for money
