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rosie
@crookedcourses
dyke on bike • she/her • 27
Chicago, IL
Born September 10
Joined July 2011
type of dinner you make for your pet lizard on its birthdayHeard the left was trying to cancel a white (conservative) male summer… yeah that ain’t happening.
a mouse leaving his apartment: phone, wallet, cheese- just signed an offer letter for a job that’s going to financially and careerically change my life
- acetaminopheminenomenon
- when the pandemic started i was in a partial hospitalization program for people with OCD and all of us were like Um this is the actual thing that you’re telling us we all have irrational fears about so what nowshare a piece of lore about yourself
- working in an office is so funny it’s like what if 100 grown ups liked candy as much as any five year old
- this aged so insanely badly i’m ctfui’m cool with casting straight actors to play gay parts but i am not okay with whoever thought chloe grace moretz could pass as a lesbian
- a mouse leaving his apartment: phone, wallet, cheese
- the only thing i know about that happened in new york today is the timothee chalamet lookalike contest so i have to assume that’s what this is aboutReally ashamed to be a New Yorker today. How did we let this happen? What a dark day in Gotham’s history.
- babysitting a 3yr old he asked what my favorite song is so i asked him the same question and he said “maybe rockabye baby or maybe happy birthday”
