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pierce
@cringe_genius
elvis meme. yarb sale sign. caleb’s birthday poem. 2020 truthpoint election special
Born November 21
Joined February 2015
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    My “stand up special” is beloved. youtu.be/1YIbhCSfLLA
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    when i was 5 my father introduced me to a friend of his and for no reason at all i hit him right in the stomach with all my strength. he died a year later
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    She literally stopped doing this because of 9/11
    that part during Janet’s show when she would make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage
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    She doesn’t feel love and she can’t comprehend sweetness. Her heart is a long tube
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    "password cannot be previously used." why not. it's a classic
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    White moms opening their christmas presents:
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    I like how the joker walks in and does a fucking magic trick. What is he a fucking magician? He should have done a joke
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    Beer drinkers when you ask them what beverage they want:
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    I love when people use this scene as an epic own because the very next scene is Don thinking about him. He's just lying to seem cool and detached (just like people who use the image!)
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    Frightened pilots be like:
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    Birdwatchers when you ask them their favorite type of animal:
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    [Father of a stillborn baby]: Great. My wife cheated on me with a grey guy
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    New slang for an hour: “monkey’s minute.” I’ll be there in a monkey’s minute (hour).
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    what the fuck is michael jackson saying in thriller. "it's just the thriller". what do you mean it's just the thriller. is he even saying that