Wife in the kitchen making Crack some mac w hot dog. A decent weenering should cover this meal #LANK
Crackner “Dickhouse” Ratthew
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Crackner “Dickhouse” Ratthew
@crackratthew
“Cold Beer, Loud Music” - NC All-State Hog Cranker - Skynyrd Advocate - Vols
Knoxville, TN
Joined October 2024
- Back at the wife’s. Back to pissing her off. Back to drinking all her liquor. Back to sleeping on the couch tn. #TunnelVision
- Woke up to this and not a single fucking canvas notification about classes being cancelled. I have two exams today and there just handing me a friggin packet yo. Snow day ruined.
- Replying to @crackratthewUpdate: Crack rocked that shit as he always does, 15 seconds tops. #StandOnTenToes
- Wife and I are enjoying a nice dance from our gal Cheetah. The Josh didn’t do the trick had to pick up some gay beers. Cheetah let me slip it in the back door. Have a night - Dickhouse
- 67 out, flops, ball-hazers, Dire Straits in the ears. Figured I earned a nice col’beer after this. (That’s ‘cold beer’ for you yankee duds) Sling the fucking rock, - Crackner
- Replying to @HoldenCox01Dammit, she said she was a virgin
- Replying to @hawktuaannarborJust letting the bv know crack got it
- Are you not entertained? Keep my wife’s name out your mouth “David”
- Replying to @RAZ0RBACKSBig game kill, extra points for bus driver
- Replying to @gusmalzahnjrUp the gut fuck you football def in play here.
- Replying to @honchoponchooStay blessed, had to let the fellas know Crack can still crack.
- Replying to @ShayneQuiltedCurvy and tan lines, what a catch Mr. Quilted
- Huck, nice misinfo but i’ve been cracking this before you been born son.