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    When COVID is over “Where’s my hug?” guys are coming back in full force. A storm is coming..
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    I remember when my high school bully reached out to me. Live and let live folks
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    Waiting for my therapist to come back from the bathroom
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    DENTIST: You know unhealthy teeth can lead to heart disease. ME: Stay in your lane tooth man.
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    Putting on a tuxedo to go talk to my friend at his house
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    Don’t really understand the HBO controversy. Then again I don’t subscribe to streaming services. I’ve been following the same bug after work for the past week. I place a cup over it when I need to “pause”
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    You ratted on my uncle in 1978 and he gets out of jail tonight
    Kid next door told me his school wants to make the classic Herman Melville book Moby-Dick more inclusive. He suggested a more gender nonspecific title, Maybe-Dick.
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    Hillary could run again but her biggest crux is the Clinton name. Get rid of it. First name too. Run as RODHAM. Gain 30 pounds of muscle, go totally bald. No “I’m with Her” slogan anymore. Just, “It’s RODHAM.” RODHAM sprints everywhere she goes. Tim Kaine is still her VP choice..
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    That’s not her. Something happened up there.
    Katy Perry kissed the ground after returning from her 11-minute flight to space
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    I'm watching Star Wars and this little pig is everywhere
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    Just smaller what’s so hard about that