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@coolestdudeyet

UCB Alumni, head writer of Nathan For You, writer on How to with John Wilson, Broad City, and Smiling Friends $360 bounty info: pastebin.com/jHBm7r9Q

Joined May 2016

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@coolestdudeyet
Feb 17, 2025
$300 BOUNTY UP FOR GRABS: @bitchmailman and I are looking for a long-lost video of an insane lunatic named John S. Bulla. Details can be found here: pastebin.com/jHBm7r9Q This is a real bounty and there's no deadline. Come get your money and pay your damn bills with it!
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@coolestdudeyet
Sep 14, 2025
them thangs yeller
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@coolestdudeyet
Jun 8, 2025
Asmongold's mom was dead and rotting in the house for three days before he realized the stench was worse than usual. And it was only because she started leaking a stew of bile and shit. Even then it took him another three days to do anything about it. By then there were mushrooms
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@Asmongold
Jun 8, 2025
Replying to @StephenM
An easy way to check if a protest is in America is the flags Are they all of one country? Not America Are they a random bunch of countries+pride/identity flags? America
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@coolestdudeyet
Nov 17, 2024
Almost fell out of my chair watching this very old Reviewbrah video lmfao
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@coolestdudeyet
Aug 16, 2024
Xioapang is as orange as any living creature ever has been. In China there is a saying: roast duck, when consumed with deceit, will cause one to become as orange as the sun, which, setting in the west, blesses the fields with its radiance. We must remember this.
bladee if he was mexican and could bench 315
@OfficialBrohoss
Aug 14, 2024
i love the chinese dog that gets snitched on. get owned, buddy
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@coolestdudeyet
Jul 13, 2025
Alright I'm tired of holding back why are all these mfers so damn ugly??
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@ireallyhateyou
Jul 13, 2025
"You went to tear Gaza apart. You believed that's what needed to be done, so the damned Nazis from Gaza won't have anywhere to return to. You did it, Avraham" Another one of Avraham Azulai's brothers, Mordechai, praises his brother's devotion to the ethnic cleansing of Gaza.
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@coolestdudeyet
May 10, 2025
Something I've come to realize after returning to Japan is that literally every single thing you do on a daily basis in America feels like a scam. You constantly feel taken advantage of. Not so in Japan. I'm not sure how to elaborate on or explain that.
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@coolestdudeyet
Mar 13, 2022
Post movies no one has ever seen.
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@coolestdudeyet
Oct 13, 2025
"You like blue girls? I LOVE em."
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@coolestdudeyet
Mar 20, 2025
Moo Deng got a PhD from Fell Off University...
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@coolestdudeyet
Aug 17, 2024
See what I mean?
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@coolestdudeyet
Aug 17, 2024
Parts of that hot to go song sound like the hamster dance
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@coolestdudeyet
Nov 17, 2022
That girl went to every high school in america and no one ever saw her hair dry
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@nypost
Nov 16, 2022
FTX shrink says executives were 'undersexed,' denies rampant amphetamine use trib.al/o4culvr
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@coolestdudeyet
Jan 27, 2025
I love Nick Mullen as much as anyone but it's very funny to hear him talk about leaving the Adam Friedland Show the way a coal miner would talk about retiring after 50 years in the mine. Two podcasts broke the man down.
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@coolestdudeyet
Jun 8, 2025
Replying to @o_sneedy
Me?
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