> be girl
> throw on my bf’s tshirt, go to a store
> a ham planet in a fedora waddles over
> “name a nirvana song m’lady”
> wtf.exe
> ask him to leave me alone
> he moves closer, starts shrieking
> almost vomit from the odor of unwashed body and cheetos
> run away terrified
> would I be allowed to use SCR-578
No, because weird internet dudes will hunt you down for not getting an FCC loicence and not using a proper callsign.
The fact that you and I are talking through an electronic network that spans the entire globe and makes most of humanity knowledge easily accessible with a few keystrokes seems me as a good example of a great humanity’s achievement.
> be mom
> carry a little person in my stomach for nine long months
> so happy when he was born
> when he first smiled
> when he took the first step
> when he said the first word
> fast forward twenty years
> what have I done wrong, it’s all my fault
Honestly, screw anon.