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Ray Bradshaw
@comedyray
I'm amazing at Connect 4 and talking about Fatman Scoop. For booking enquiries contact [email protected]
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Jun 4, 2020
    Marcus Rashford in lockdown has Started a charity that raised £20 million and helped feed 2.8 million children. Launched a Christmas Box campaign with Selfridges to help Manchester's homeless. Learned sign language to judge a poetry competition in a deaf school. He's 22.
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Mar 27, 2020
    Someone just shouted out 'Boris Johnson has fucking Coronavirus' in Morissons. That is how I found out. What a year.
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Jun 12, 2021
    Simon Kjaer stopped Eriksen from swallowing his tongue, put him in the recovery position and started cpr before the medics got there. He then consoled Eriksen's partner with the world watching. Player of the tournament already for me and a proper role model. What a captain.
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Aug 27, 2024
    Taylor Swift did a presale only for fans who bought her last album. Oasis are doing the same but instead of buying an album you need to prove you haven't spoken to your brother in 5 years.
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Jul 14, 2024
    Get this on the Scottish £20 note
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Oct 1, 2020
    Stanley Johnson not wearing a mask is nowhere near as bad as Stanley Johnson not wearing a condom in 1963.
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Dec 18, 2022
    "First person to score a hat-trick in a World Cup final where all three were over the line" Give Ally McCoist the Freedom of Scotland for that one piece of commentary.
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Feb 6, 2021
    Scotland only being good at sport during a global pandemic is the most Scottish thing ever.
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Jul 15, 2022
    This is the hunger games for ginger people.
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Oct 2, 2025
    Give the cameraman a raise.
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Aug 29, 2024
    Sad that The Shed in Glasgow is closing and even sadder to hear about the mysterious fire that will happen there in 4 months time before it's turned into student flats.
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Jun 13, 2023
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    Sarah Bellum
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    May 24, 2023
    WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Jan 3, 2022
    Karma is singing 'Scotland gets battered everywhere they go' and then watching your hero cry after being beat by a Scottish guy wearing leopard print trousers.
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    Ray Bradshaw
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    Sep 10, 2022
    This funeral is going to be absolute box office.