the way i’ve never noticed this and i’ve never seen anyone else point it out until now ???
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@coldasyoursong
jess. swiftie in retirement. minecraft enthusiast. i love being a hypocrite. follow my priv @tswift2006 /// ngl.link/coldasyoursong
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- sorry the lack of infection risk in yellowjackets is kinda getting to me like ik they can’t all die of infection bc that would be boring but i cannot watch that scene with melissa and realistically think “oh good the arrows out she’ll be fine” like NO!! we are not in the clear!!
- shauna leaving melissa to die and running off hunting even while she begs her to stay VS shauna refusing to leave van in the burning plane even while jackie begs her to leave
- coughing baby vs hydrogen bombpeople claiming that the extent of jackie’s unkindness towards shauna only involved unintentional but good-natured slights bothers me sooo bad because u are all forgetting one of my favourite favourite jackieshauna scenes.
- every jackieshauna college fic is like “jackie gets HUMBLED and is MISERABLE and gets HUMILIATED and PUT IN HER PLACE” meanwhile shauna is like “i’m the sexiest most popular most butch lesbian at brown and everyone loves me” and i simply think it would be the opposite of that
- girl you need to be writing way smaller wtf is this wide ruled 22pt two inch margin shit you are WASTING your extremely limited paper supply. LOCK IN
- mari ibarra it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you. idk the rest of the copypasta but also there are sexual urges so i don’t think it applies anyways
- the way jackie is canonically not a morning person but she’s acting like this in the morning specifically bc she gets to ride with shauna. i’m gonna kmsMind you it’s like 8am and she’s doing all that like girl BE CALM 😭😭😭
- shauna is kind of the epitome of the evil woman twitter can’t handle. i was gonna make a joke like “y’all say you want more evil women but you can’t even handle shauna shipman” but she’s like definitely not a good benchmark. she’s so evil i can barely believe she’s real on my tv
- saying jackie died bc she was unhelpful is so funny. they were nowhere near a survival of the fittest scenario yet. and then later when they actually are they try and kill the only hunter. they only care about who fits in to the group and that’s the whole point
- pissed off i didn’t think of this first bc it’s so perfect
00:00 - shauna is so lucky she wasn’t dating jackie during the “would you still love me if i was a worm” era
shauna is so lucky she wasn’t dating jackie during the “would you still love me if i was a worm” era
