Tim Walz is the dad an entire generation wish they had instead of the one they lost to Fox News.
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- Hey, @CNN. Stop using the term "snapped" to describe a man who meticulously loaded hundreds of rounds of ammunition and then deliberately selected an elevated fire position.
- Aretha Franklin having three wardrobe changes *as a corpse* is without a doubt the most hardcore diva shit I'll ever witness.
- Replying to @TaylorLorenzLittle known fact: Nobody in LA gives a shit about the beach. Santa Monica is mostly a nightmare, and while Venice has its charms, it's certainly not the beach. Actual beach people live up in Malibu or down below Manhattan/Hermosa Beaches.
- Pro-Tip: Don't give "do what you love" advice to people living "do what you gotta do" lives.
- What's the old joke? What do you call ten guys sitting at a table with a Nazi? Eleven Nazis.
- The way #EndlessShrimp is advertised between a Category 5 hurricane warning and a hashtag for this year's 248th mass shooting is unintentional algorithmic poetry about our slow-moving American apocalypse of selfishness and stupidity.
- A quick reminder: “I am not a political person” is just another way of saying “my political beliefs align with the status quo to such a degree that I can afford to ignore information about the suffering of others.”
- There's nobody at Andrews. Haaaaaa! I've had bigger send-offs when I left hotel rooms.
- Replying to @natmypresidentWe shouldn't kink-shame the vanilla straights. Their lives are insufferable enough already.
- Beautiful. Defiant. More powerful than her oppressors. She is the living, breathing statue of liberty. #LeshiaEvans
- A candidate for President just threatened to maliciously prosecute an opponent on live television. Nixon resigned for less. #debate
- This 1992 photograph of flamingos sheltering in the Miami Zoo men's room is high art. I want to have a print made and hang it my wall.
