alien hunter
1,487 posts
proud member of the swollen eyeball network
Joined January 2025
- girl was handing out notecards with fun words as part of her costume at work today my word was forwallowed it which is old english for being exhausted from a restless sleep i exclaimed "omg i did this last night" and she just yelled "CLOCKED" at me and walked away
- i have the body of a shredded animal drawn by a furry artist
- how do i get the 6'2" tgirl at work who doesnt voice train to notice me?0
- going to the grocery store to get more fairlife chocolate milk
- carrying that water boiler into the basement all by yourself, handsome?
- things u gotta watch out for as a girl: 1. never give a straight guy a good hug in front of his girlfriend
- he just picked up his first vial of testosterone!! can he get a good boy??tboy vibes so strong today the pharmacist asked if my deadname is still in the system and if i have a preferred name (its not and i do)
- reminder that i am extremely hot and not to be fucked with (just kidding i am so so scared all the time)we are playing system shock 2












