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1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner
housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]
yr good friend gracie
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yr good friend gracie
@clothingweapon
good catholic girl | fake goth | she / her | 40
seattle
Joined September 2011
- i went on a first date with a cis woman with a low, husky voice. i complimented her on it cause i found it so attractive. she told me it dropped an octave when she tried testosterone for a month, just to see how it felt. i don’t think i’ll ever meet anyone hotter than her
- the submissive top is a category that is deeply misunderstood
- trans people: hello cis people: can i ask you a personal question? like overly personal? like it's upsetting and in deeply poor taste?
- trans women all have secret additional names that you can unlock once you meet certain criteria
- kinda obsessed with this 20-something doll whose bio just says “goblin”
the ideal transgender film is Uncut Gems but there's a throwaway line that Adam Sandler needs the money to pay for his top surgery- i matched with a trans girl and she unmatched me after i wouldn’t tell her what’s in my pants lol
- post cancelled! i complained to my ex that the guy at the bar called me sir and señor (he was white) all night, and her 13 year old said “how can he call you sir when yr the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen in my life?”😭😭😭so cool being reminded that five years in i still look nothing like a woman
- my pronouns are huh / whatthe a in lgbtqia stands for auditory processing issues
- i found a really cool carabiner online but i didn’t want it to be too bulky so i bought the smallest one and uhh
- if yr poly, please be honest with yrself about how many relationships you can manage. literally every person i’ve tried to date since i came out is polysaturated but won’t acknowledge it, and it makes me and my needs and desires feel like an afterthought. it hurts so bad
