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@clithaver
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ryan 28 they/he
Joined August 2014
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    learned mouth to shaft at my CPR class today and they kicked me out
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    bro please can you just kiss me once bro i swear i just need one little kiss bro that’s it i swear it’s just for a second just between bro’s bro cmon man just a little smooch all i need is a second of lip contact just one kiss bro pleeeease man i need my fix just one kiss i’l-
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    bro wouldn’t it be so funny if you took me bro? if you just filled me with your big thick cock bro? it would be hella funny if you just pumped me full of your hot thick cum bro just like breed me make me your fucktoy bro just fill my pussy up it would be hilarious aha right bro?
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    everybody saying rick and morty can’t go on and that justin roiland just fucked every series he has a voice in but if you know any white guys at all you’ll know that 9/10 of them can do a perfect morty impression on command so i think your tv show will be okay
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    dude i just want a little sample of your big cummy cock... just between bros i wanna feel your hot throbbing dick inside me bro but like no homo bro i just wanna be your little slut aha...
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    woah this post blew up! i don’t have a soundcloud but while you’re here have sex with my wife
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    travis has a mask on and still manages to look bored as shit
    Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner dressed up for #AvengersEndgame
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    thanos does in fact eat pussy in the new avengers i hate to spoil it but he does perform cunnilingus in the movie
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    in high school i was dating this girl who wore a lot of rings and she jacked me off and basically cheese grated my meat and i had to wrap it in bandages for two weeks while it healed bc it hurt rubbing against my pants
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    watched two white guys pick up an attack on titan shirt and say “god i love asian culture”
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    Hillary Clinton, 72, looks incredibly youthful at an event on Broadway trib.al/mnV5zSl