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clintoris
@clintoris
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Joined July 2010
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    Yeah his full name was a bit misleading
    this is how i know luigi mangione is a real italian:
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    bitches be like “i’m gonna move to a cabin in the woods and live off the land” babe your succulent is dying
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    We aren’t doing this in 2024. You have a crush and that’s it. No pathologizing. No diagnosis. Free yourself from the confines of pop psychology and enjoy your fleeting experience on earth
    you don’t have a crush. you have attachment issues and someone is giving you attention
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    republicans: no stimulus check. democrats: no stimulus check ✊❤️🏳️‍🌈
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    Blocking him isn’t enough I need to watch his hairline recede
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    Me when I push a door that says pull
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    When a gay person says “wait no because like” they’re about to say the most incoherent sentence you’ve ever heard
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    going for a suicide prevention walk. it’s where I go on a walk so I don’t kill myself
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    The government should send everyone $5000 and a blunt
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    girls don’t want boys girls want homes with hardwood floors and big windows
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    The concept of the royal family is just so fucked up like can you imagine everyone in america paying a Kardashian tax akakfosplflgl
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    I don’t think a lot of people remember the psychological grip Nutella had on the American psyche in the early 2010s… It became its own governing body at one point
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    Well I woke up to Spotify wrapped calling me a faggot
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    Bitches be like yeah I’m spiritual then describe psychosis