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Clayts
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Joined August 2019
“It was Mac Allister that was Home Alone on the break, and his pass met by an Angel at Christmas. A goal against the French, made in Brighton and converted by a former citizen of Paris.” - Peter Drury “Good finish by Di Maria, that.” - Lee Dixon- Mateta got booked for kicking the corner flag. The game, I regret to say, has indeed gone.
- My favourite thing about transfer silly season is when football twitter accounts do tweets like this: Out: £250m Kelleher £50m Matip £50m Keita £30m Thiago £60m Henderson £30m In: £120m Osimhen £20m Neymar Loan Bellingham £60m Saliba £30m Benzema £10m Net: £130m 🔥
🚨 EA FC 25 NEW PLAYER ROLES 🔥 GK: Goalkeeper / Sweeper Keeper - RB-LB: Fullback / Falseback / Wingback / Attacking Wingback - CB: Defender / Stopper / Ball-Playing Defender - CDM: Holding / Centre Half / Deep-Lying Playmaker - CM: Box-to-Box / Holding / Deep-Lying- There are hoards of people thinking that a keeper putting a cap on is hilarious. And novel. This has thousands of likes and 😂 replies. I’m losing touch. I’m getting old.Vicario with a cap on 🧢😂
- The carnage:
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00:19"Today, anyone over 30 can get a vaccine. So get out there and get your vaccine," says Health Secretary Matt Hancock, before running away from reporters as they ask questions on Dominic Cummings' appearance at a joint inquiry on #COVID19. Follow live: trib.al/Yr194w6- Can we all collectively agree to bin this type of thing off?💙🇧🇷 João Pedro and Chelsea, official in 9 minutes.
- You will NOT BELIEVE what David Coote said on the Talk Tuah podcast 😮
- My laptop screen when I lose a cup final on FM:
- Can’t wait
- I wish this was a joke but… A parent at the Year 6 graduation just asked me what roles to use in his Arsenal 4-3-3.
