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Chris Kouffman
@ckparrot
Co-host of @3YardsPerCarry, most listened to independent Miami Dolphins podcast on market. RIP Twitter. Join us at discord.gg/OnlyFins
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    Chris Kouffman
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    Dec 16, 2024
    Listen to Tua at the end, “But you’re thinking of all that before it happens and then you’re like, ‘OK does the clock give me time to- ah shit, I can’t- Set Hut!’” This has been a problem for 3 years. Tua has been trying to tell us but he’s too nice to say it more sharply.
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    Chris Kouffman
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    Dec 22, 2020
    LOL Devonta Smith!
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    Chris Kouffman
    @ckparrot
    Dec 23, 2024
    New Chop Robinson gif just dropped.
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    Chris Kouffman
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    Nov 12, 2024
    Oh now THIS is a sack celebration. Look at Jevon Holland synchronizing like 20 yards away lol.
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    Chris Kouffman
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    Oct 17, 2025
    Gonna be the most boring game ever. Always the AFC North. Anyone remember this game where the punt came down like a lawn dart? lol
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    Andy Slater
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    Oct 17, 2025
    UPDATE: The latest weather odds for the Cleveland area on Sunday 99% chance of rain 40-70% chance of 46-57 mph wind gusts 5-10% chance of 58+ mph wind gusts (Source: NWS Cleveland - not iPhone apps)
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    Chris Kouffman
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    Dec 16, 2024
    Replying to @ckparrot
    You know who else has been trying to tell us? TOM BRADY He could have very well been thinking specifically of Miami’s offense when he described this problem.
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    Chris Kouffman
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    Chris Kouffman
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    Jan 5, 2021
    How quickly they forget what Tua Tagovailoa looked like when he had a full complement of weapons at his disposal.
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    Chris Kouffman
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    Mar 23, 2022
    I guess Terron Armstead, Tyreek Hill, Mike Gesicki, Emmanuel Ogbah, Cedrick Wilson, and Connor Williams...chose Tua. So much for that narrative.
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    Chris Kouffman
    @ckparrot
    Mar 23, 2022
    Raheem Mostert & Chase Edmonds has to be one of, if not the fastest backfield in the NFL. Jaylen Waddle & Tyreek Hill clearly the fastest WR duo in the NFL. Mike Gesicki one of the fastest TEs in the NFL. Hell, Terron Armstead has the fastest 40 time of all LTs in the NFL.
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    Chris Kouffman
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    Aug 27, 2023
    You may have missed it but when Connor Williams snapped that ball at a low flying airplane, Tua tried to dive on the ball, and after he realized he missed it and the defender on his back might get it, he knocked the ball clear over to Kendall Lamm.
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    Chris Kouffman
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    Aug 29, 2022
    Wait, so Patrick Mahomes also under throws an open Tyreek Hill when he’s trying to go 54 yards through the air? But I was told…
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    Chris Kouffman
    @ckparrot
    Nov 29, 2021
    Tuanigamanuolepola Tagovailoa has more vowels in his name than he does incomplete passes over the last three NFL games combined.
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    Chris Kouffman
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    Dec 3, 2023
    This is embarrassing. And you wonder why Dolphins fans take issue with the way national media talk about Tua Tagovailoa.
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