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Chris
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- when you're financially stable in a walkable city 3 drinks deep with the love of your life...that is the moment life gets betterall jokes aside when does it get better
- had a date last night, i think it went well. woke up to a morning text from them
- you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough
- not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough
- my girl walking me out of costco after i ate 6 hot dogs
- why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays
- moving to a walkable city won’t solve all your problems but it will allow you to get drunk and just walk around and that is peak activity you can’t get just any where
- wow i absolutely love your outfit the black really brings out the pet hair on it
- Does America even have any food worthy of this reaction
- thinking about this girl i went on a date with last year and she out of no where starts asking me about my interest and what i like. never left a date so fast in my life
- real ones know we have moved beyond 5 inch shorts and entering show some ball summer5” is objectively correct Gotta show off them getaway sticks














