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CindyLou
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Always look for the helpers. Art historian. Call sign: Red Leader
- WE HAVE A LAME DUCK PRESIDENT WITH IMMUNITY AND A PEN LET’S DO IT JOE
- I don’t know if it’s irony or just fucked up that people don’t know that the pilgrims weren’t actually escaping religious persecution, they were escaping consequences of persecuting others for their religious beliefsI don't know if it's irony or just fucked up that a country that started with people escaping religious prosecution turned into a country that uses religion to prosecute people.
- They out here letting a 93 year old woman wave a sword at a hundred year old guyThe Queen knights Sir Tom
00:00 - Yesterday, a guy told me he was a nano scientist, and I said, oh wow, that’s so interesting, because up to now, I’ve only met regular sized scientists and he didn’t laugh, which is clearly not cool
- Male birds: hey how are you look at how colorful I am and here’s some bottle caps and shiny glass for you and let me do a fancy dance because you’re so cute! Male humans: I screamed at you from across the street why don’t you like me?
- TEN YEARS CLEAN TODAY, Y’ALL
- the bakeyshow ladies are *really* outdoing themselves for spring, let me tell you
- I think if you’re the one making the bacon and pancakes then you get to eat bacon while standing at the stove









