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@chukwuchan
storyteller
London
Joined October 2012
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    We asked for the bill. While the waitress was getting the card reader, he tried to sneak my bank card out of my back pocket. When he realised I had noticed, he covered his mouth and giggled. He then said in a high-pitched voice: 'He he, you caught me.'
    Replying to @Oloni
    Ladies how did you realise you hated your boyfriend?
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    Tommy pulling Lucie to the side to set boundaries was soooooo sexy. Molly-Mae suggested it ONCE and it was done with haste. The dick energy he exhibited is powering my whole damn flat. #LoveIsland
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    Cam: Tracy, can I have a word? Tracy Beaker: have two - BOG OFF! Me:
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    This "okie dokie" is the most violent thing I've read all year.
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    Can he explain why he used a voice deeper than his own to portray a woman's? (I can)
    “My dad is black” is all I needed to hear 👍🏾
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    Replying to @Quantum_King_
    Mona Lisa was actually an Igbo Nigerian. Her real name is Monachi 🙇🏿‍♀️
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    Replying to @MeIoBby
    “I make it try to make it very clear”
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    I need his ethnicity STAT! He's looking quarter black to me
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    He went from telling her "I want you to be my wife" straight to "why do we have to put a label on things? You know how I feel"
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    Replying to @august_voxo @ChopDaily and @a_mondragonn
    Cos they recognise the song 🤣
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    Replying to @RealNcRiq @Johnmarcus28 and @HipHopTea
    I must be slow, what’s funny? 😭
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    GIF
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    Replying to @RealNcRiq and @Johnmarcus28
    What do you mean “instead of”? He could’ve been talking about either the boy or the girl. “Their” is an ambiguous pronoun.