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Christina ✍🏻🧸
@chuffwrites
did you hear about the girl who lives in delusion
Joined April 2013
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    GIF
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    Replying to @mazzypopstar
    The camera pan over to her dancing is brilliant
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    Replying to @jaisydaisy_ and @genzalternative
    I always use this to my advantage to get out of their sales patter 😅
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    My doctor before my colonoscopy yesterday couldn’t believe I was in my 30s and told me I looked like I was in my 20s. News flash, dude, people in their 20s and 30s do not look drastically different from each other 😔
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    Replying to @coopercooperco
    I feel like I could feel the hands of studio heads (and maybe Mattel?) dipping into the script and smoothing everything out for broad appeal. The fact that the studio tried to cut the scene with the old woman because they thought it was unimportant seemed really telling…
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    STEVE KORNACKI TALKING WITH HIS PEN IN HIS MOUTH, SAYING "EXCOO ME" AND SPITTING THE PEN ONTO THE GROUND IS EVERYTHING I WANT OUT OF ELECTION NIGHT COVERAGE
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    Replying to @AwwwwCats
    This guy turned up in our yard a couple years ago and refused to leave. Cats that show up and say “yeah, I live here now” are the greatest!!
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    Replying to @chuffwrites
    when your controller starts emitting the bottled baby’s cries — wild #deathstranding
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    I’m not a half hour in, but if Nick Offerman doesn’t win an Emmy for this episode of #tlou I’m going to fucking riot
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    Replying to @tren2nowhere and @ItsZaeOk
    Me tooooo. Green and then I’d be over here picturing a little red pimento on their head
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    Replying to @deapoirierbooks
    omg I hate it .... let’s do it everywhere 👀
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    Replying to @taylorgraysen
    The Tom impression is impeccable
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    Replying to @edoswald and @maddow
    I'm worried we're going to hear later tonight that he's had a stroke. He was not coherent and it was disturbing to watch
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    Replying to @hktsre
    I have no interest in trains either. This park in my town has a tiny train museum with a *miniature* diorama of the whole town and its original, historic train tracks. I could’ve stood there for hours.