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Brooklyn native bf: nah im ngl mta got me fucked up rn and my boss dead been on my dick for no reason but it’s all good Knicks in the finals babyyy
Brooklyn transplant gf: I first discovered I was pan at the 2hollis concert
chud bastard
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chud bastard
@chudbastard
regretfully employed and more regretfully a standup comic
- HAS IT EVER ONCE CLOCKED TO YOU THAT I’M STANDING ON BUSINESS
- Replying to @ericadamsfornycNot a single full unassisted rep on both sides
- Replying to @lethalrejectionNo it’s actually crazy that like 90% of the people who say that word just think it means “when white people do something”
- Underage but I be gettin Giddey on the Josh
- Bay Area posting: This is my most CRACKED engineer Ritash. He hasn’t slept in 8 nights and we’ve just raised another 100 million for our Feeld for Businesses startup Brooklyn posting: Ughh another day having to haul these big bisexual naturals on the L train 😖
- just cuz you're a cisgendered guy who exclusively has sex with women doesn't make you any less queer
- typa shit my dad will text me at 7:16 AM
