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@chroniccryer
★ tattoo artist ★
- story time when i was in college i blew a guy that went to BYU. he felt so much religious guilt about it that he immediately when to his bishop to repent. his bishop reported him to the honor code office and he was suspended from BYU for a year, with only 1 semester left.
- Replying to @chroniccryeri think maybe 4 years after that he reached out and told me that situation was the catalyst for him leaving the church and now endearingly refers to it as “the blowjob that saved his life” 😂
- Replying to @chroniccryerbishop also told him not to speak to me anymore so he sent me a text telling me goodbye, apologizing and said he wished things were different (basically implying he wished i was mormon so we could date lmao) and he said “i hope my future wife is as good at that as you are.” 😂💀
- Replying to @chroniccryeri barely knew the guy tbh but we kind of maintained a loose friendship. he’d give me updates about the situation every now and then. he finally finished his degree, and i didn’t hear from him for a few years.
- Replying to @AMISHM0M$90 is so reasonable for this I can’t believe anyone is giving you a hard time about it
- Replying to @chroniccryeri hardly ever tweet about ex mormon shit anymore don’t follow me for this. follow me because i’m hot and do tattoos. thx.
- dating post abusive relationship feels the same as playing russian roulette
- Replying to @DPWellesLMAO i am indeed a woman. congrats on your well curated gay TL
- Replying to @chroniccryerand i’m great at telling stories and funny and dramatic 🤍🤍🤍
- i wanna be on german twitter????
- Replying to @_michcohenThat fact that she already gave you a refund and you’re acting like a brat in the comments is just ridiculous. Take your money and go.
- hey if your type is tall tattooed brunettes lmk I’m trying to take inventory of which mutuals I should be flirting with more.
