my bitterly divorced grandparents who do not speak to each other are now sharing the same nursing home and don't know it yet... it's giving hijinks its giving sitcom it's giving farse it's giving laugh track
Chris Murphy
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Chris Murphy
@christress
staff writer @vanityfair | good time girl, actress, comedienne | U.S Senator from Connecticut | he/him |
Bronx, NY
Joined August 2010
- I’m a fucking geniusIf Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom name their baby Daisy then their child’s name will be Daisy Bloom and i think that would be powerful enough to end the virus
- "We need a superhero that's" stop that. we're adults. we need universal health care and a 4 day work week
- once i invent a beverage that makes you want to keep living between 3:15 and 4:48 pm it's over for you hoes
- she said i may have lost Glinda but i am NOT losing Joni.@AmandaSeyfried brings out the dulcimer and sings a cover of @jonimitchell’s “California”! #FallonTonight
00:00 - I was interviewing Kirsten Dunst and she was like “i love your sweater. Where is it from?” And i was like i have no idea and then she walked over checked the tag and said “Wow, it’s Forever 21. You wear it like it’s a lot more expensive.”What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?
- me, locking in and getting ready for unprecedented levels of screen time over the next 48 hours
- god he's being suuuuuuuch a Carrie hereSex and the City Apartment Owner Confronts Tourists: ‘It’s Not Carrie’s, It’s Mine!’
00:00 - I miss lying to closest friends about where i am on my transit journey
- The Grammys don't matter except when people I like win and the performances are good so this year the Grammys actually matter a great deal
- nothing but respect for MY EGOT winner Viola Davis who actually won every award for actually performing (not producing) which is way rarer than you think!! a true queen!
- I couldn’t help but wonder… if Big could hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity, why couldn’t he hold space for me?
- Sobbing and screaming at my public defender boyfriend because he hasn’t used his fancy law degree to free britney yet
