Chris Somerville
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Chris Somerville
@chrisomerville
author, friend, tasmanian
Joined July 2010
we went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish- this old simpsons episode hits pretty hard if marge is my girlfriend and the fish is twitter
- at a family thing and my 8 year old niece came up to me and my wife and said can I ask you a serious question? and then handed us a note that said ‘have you ever seen a bomb?’
- I've watched this video of Liam Gallagher making his own cup of tea every day for a week now
00:00 - I’m now 4 years in and this is what I would describe fatherhood as like
00:00 - millennials love to work four different jobs where you have to show a 60 year old guy who makes 180k a year how to attach a file to an email
- nothing has infected my brain more than this headline, if anyone does anything I'll try and fit 'while I clapped for carers' in with it, it has ruined my life
- Replying to @chrisomervilleplease stop using this as an excuse to tell me how you bought a house, I don’t care
- Me inventing the garlic crusher: You can crush garlic in mere seconds and it takes half an hour to clean. Almost everyone will own one for some reason.
- Let’s not forget Salman Rushdie wrote one of the worst tweets of all time
