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My daughter and friends were walking around today, all decked out in Phillies gear, and this nice man took a photo with them
Chris Illuminati
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Chris Illuminati
@chrisilluminati
author • new book coming soon • bylines all over • rasslin fan • Yes, it’s my real last name
- Much like the pandemic, this vintage store warning sign escalated quickly
- This is the worst SNL cold open ever #Debates2024
- Replying to @Treeofl1feI bet their wedding song was The Scientist by Coldplay
- I’ve learned to accept the fact that I have no idea how to unfog my windshield during certain types of weather
- That moment when you open up Twitter and realize one of your parenting notes started a fight between Luke Skywalker and Captain America
- 12-year-old just dropped this one on me… "Dad, ever hear of Imagine Dragons?" "Yes." "Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face."
- Replying to @WrestleOps and @BustedOpenRadioHe even turns heel better than Cena 🤷♂️
- Replying to @TripleHHHPaulLIf you can’t do the move, DON’T DO THE MOVE
- Just realized Sean Spicer's initials are SS and how did I Nazi that before?
