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Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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Subscribe to Law Dork to get my SCOTUS and other legal news. / Email: [email protected] / Signal: crg.32 / Sober. Queer. Bipolar. Buckeye. (He/him.)
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    May 17, 2020
    It really is amazing that all of the networks just aired an hourlong show celebrating students graduating during a global pandemic and everyone thought it made complete sense not only for the current president not to be involved but for the former president to be the keynote.
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    Oct 2, 2020
    I was so much younger when I wrote this tweet.
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    Oct 2, 2020
    Well ... we made it through the first day of October. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    Apr 5, 2021
    BREAKING: Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson announces he has VETOED anti-trans bill HB 1570.
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    May 3, 2020
    nature is healing
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    Jun 26, 2017
    This was a ... ride.
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    Feb 22, 2017
    You should consider taking dad next time?
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    Ivanka Trump
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    Feb 22, 2017
    Arabella & me at the Supreme Court today. I'm grateful for the opportunity to teach her about the judicial system in our country firsthand.
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    Aug 27, 2021
    Just in case you were wondering, a member of Congress cannot “formally request[]” that the 25th Amendment be invoked.
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    Jun 28, 2020
    Ten years ago tonight, I went to bed sober, having finally reached the realization—or more accurately, admitted the realization I’d long known—that drinking just wasn’t working for me any more. I did not know what would come next, so I took it one day at a time. For 10 years.
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    May 23, 2023
    NEW LAWSUIT: "Hamburger Mary’s in Orlando, famous for its burgers and drag shows, is suing the state of Florida and DeSantis in federal court, claiming the bill is a violation of their First Amendment rights."
    Drag show restaurant Hamburger Mary’s sues Florida, claiming law hurting business
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    Oct 9, 2020
    So, I know I’m not paying as close attention to everything as I normally do, but I have a few questions: • Did anyone see Trump on Thursday? • Did we figure out why Pence canceled Friday’s trip? • Where’s Barr? • Is Christie still in the hospital? What’s his status?
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    Dec 28, 2023
    "What do you want me to say about slavery?" should be the end of Nikki Haley's political career.
    Q: What was the cause of the United States Civil War? Haley: Well, don’t come with an easy question or anything. I mean, I think the cause of the Civil War was basically how government was going to run. The freedoms and what people could and couldn’t do. What do you think the cause of the Civil War was? Q: I’m not running for president. I wanted to hear you view on the cause of the Civil War. Haley: I mean, I think it always comes down to the role of government. We need to have capitalism, we need to have economic freedom, we need to make sure that we do all things so that individuals have the liberties, so that they can have freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom to do or be anything they want to be without government getting in the way. Q: Thank you. In the year 2023, it's astonishing to me that you'd answer that question without mentioning the word “slavery.” Haley: What do you want me to say about slavery? Q: You've answered my question. Thank you. Haley: Next question.
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    May 9, 2024
    A Veep writing room alum threw their phone when they saw this tweet.
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    VANITY FAIR
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    May 8, 2024
    RFK Jr.'s campaign says the worm that ate part of his brain will not affect his ability to serve as president. vntyfr.com/K7PMNab
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    Aug 6, 2024
    Trump campaign: Tim Walz will be the worst VP in history
    Mean Girls, Regina George: So you agree
    Trump: What?
    Regina: You think Walz *will* be Vice President?
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    Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
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    Feb 5, 2024
    What an incredible night.
    Tracy Chapman
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