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Chris Fleming
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Chris Fleming
@chrisfluming
- still haven’t fully recovered from what my Airbnb host texted me
- books could be 20 pages if they didn’t describe the woods
- hosting snl must be like jury duty for celebrities
- making the zoom link...that’s leadership
- elon musk’s twitter journey is very jack skellington trying to do christmas
- realized I haven’t learned anything new in so long cause I haven’t hung out with someone’s new boyfriend
- ah the terror of being around a dad trying and failing to do a task
- you know you’re driving bad when they wanna take a look at you
- several years ago I threw my sister an engagement party and I wanted to make it special
00:00 - i love on jeopardy when some older scholar who’s been nailing questions about Pompeii and aeronautics also whips out “who is spongebob squarepants” no hesitation
- I’m not gonna pretend to know anything about crypto but I do know that all my most unreliable friends whose advice I follow the opposite of are very very into it
- what kate bush is gonna buy with all that stranger things money
- 4 mikes hard lemonades are stronger than any psychedelic