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Chris Distefano
@chrisdcomedy
My pronouns are Bud/Light Patreon.com/historyhyenas
Staten Island, NY
Born August 26
Joined September 2010
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    The fact Will Smith didn’t get led away in handcuffs, and instead was applauded by his peers, is the ultimate white privilege.
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    Please stop sending me this. Yes i know.
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    Now for WW3 will the soldiers who get drafted need to be vaxxed?
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    I mean this level of narcissism is nauseating.
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    I held in my pee the whole time! Tomorrow my first time with @joerogan #ChrissyRogans #ChrissyProstates #ChrissyDMT
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    Babe truthfully. The toxicity in Will and Jadas relationship is palpable. That is the story. They need to divorce, let him come out as gay so he calms down and finds peace and and she can go eat the next soul.
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    No alcohol for 15 days. I feel a lot better. #soberChrissy
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    Will Smith got the booster and went insane. Arrest Fauci.
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    Look at this fuckn bowlin ball i found
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    Can you believe @JetBlue cancelled my flight for whole family and won’t give me any of my money back? My family is part of the Latinx community plus we have multiple members of the LGBTQ community. Didn’t realize Jet Blue was racist and homophobic. Way to go.
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    Honestly a slap from Will Smith may be the only way I’ll ever be able to cum again.
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    I just flat out didn’t take my kids to school today
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    I’m on a set in LA and the health person just said “please only pull masks down if you’re smoking a cigarette we need to keep everyone on set safe” i truly hate this city.