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chlosiphus (boy and girl mom)
@chlosiphus
would you relax
neptune
Joined May 2020
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    he doesn’t have a sibling yet so least i could do
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    new theory BPD is bc guys don’t get girls pregnant anymore. women are so confused on a deep evolutionary level that they have brain damage
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    everyone buckle up, it’s time to hear my, 28 year old white girl, thoughts on the taliban
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    we need to reduce the number of people in college by 75%, not make it free send tweet
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    so has it always been a thing that like most girls think they’re infertile. also do men even know this? you would be hard pressed to find a girl friend group larger than 3 that doesn’t have at least one girl whose always been convinced she’s infertile
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    pov you stopped doing morning screen time
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    if my bf killed me and then successfully evaded the fbi for weeks i would be so turned on it would bring me back to life
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    my advice to men of the day is call her by her name. mary i got the popcorn im on my way, sarah can you call me later, etc. hot
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    does anyone else have the autism where you become addicted to one specific meal for 2-6 weeks until you tire of it? if so what is your current meal
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    i’m experimenting with letting the baby dress himself
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    I thought she was just tan bc we were outside a lot the first month but I think the dark Irish genes are just strong in this one
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    how do pregnant women find midwives and doctors who aren’t psycho little freaks in this era
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    the key to becoming hot for hot girl summer is understanding that tuna has 0 calories and 400 g of protein
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    so are we also against sunflower oil