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- i didn't know 'cracker' was about cracking a whip til just now, i thought it was a lack of seasoning thingReaders added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextThe origin of the term “cracker” is disputed. In the U.S. the term was originally used as a slur for poor Irish and Scottish laborers with no relation to slavery, although it eventually was picked up by Black Americans to refer to white Americans. npr.org/sections/codes…
- thinking of that time i agreed to bible study with mormons bc i didnt wanna be rude but when they came back my husband told them i had been dead for several years
- watching this movie from the 1900s and they just left this kid kevin home alone
- this cat litter touting that it's "flushable/septic safe 👍👍👍" has me feeling like i need to do a PSA: don't flush your cat's poop down the toilet. just say 'no' to flushing your cat's poop down the toilet. friends don't let friends flush their cat's poop down the toilet.
- Replying to @LottieMossdamn even nepotism couldn't make you successful
- Replying to @ThirstyAssAltJay, non-binary dumbass and bangs dog learning new things
- the internet is beautiful bc i really thought i was the only sad, miserable human who would ever dare to microwave shredded cheese on tortilla chips, but there are so many of usThey’ll never make me hate you, poverty nachos. I love you.
- you're not a bad leftist if you think the Romanov children should have been spared
- we need to get to the bottom of why twitter thinks making food for somebody as the worst, most evil thing you can possibly doIf you're single and most of your friends are married with kids, you can just go to their houses and cook dinner You get to see your friends, they don't have to take their kids anywhere, and they can do other parent things while you're cooking
- Replying to @briggityboppityi feel exactly the same way. and for me it's also to say that anyone who did do it would also be deserving of everyone's love and support.
- my cousin wore his flop lobsters that i got him for Christmas 🥹
- Replying to @SapidServanti hid all the other bluechecks, but this is too good lmao
